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Quotes from my trips:

Quotes from my trips:

 

The following are various quotes either said to me or by me on my trips.

 

Ottawa trip 2004:

 

“Are you sure you don’t have a wordsearch book?”  Young Ruby who was seated near me on train 39.

 

Kingston Transit #7975 Charter:

 

“I’ll sell it {Kingston Transit fishbowl #7975} to you for a nickel!”  Driver of the chartered Kingston Transit 7975.

 

Farewell to Amtrak’s Three Rivers:

 

“You didn’t have a problem, did you?” Member of the high school dance club on the Three Rivers after the conductor stopped them from practicing their routine in the aisle.

 

Trip on lounge car “Glenfraser”:

 

“Were you the one asking about this train?” Railfan on Glenfraser shortly after I entered the car, on a post I made a week earlier on the Canadian Passenger Rail Yahoo group.

 

Timmins trip 2005:

 

“Grandma, don’t listen to what this man says” Annoying kid to his grandmother after I asked him to stop bothering me or I would tell his grandmother.

 

Trip on the Breeze:

 

“The train leaves at 8:05 am. You have plenty of time.” My aunt when she found out Amtrak train 286 departs Niagara Falls New York at 8:05 am , (I had told her that I needed to be at the station by 7:30 am to be there 30 minutes before departure.)

 

Farewell to VIA’s Enterprise:

 

“You make a better door than rug.” Me to a child throwing a tantrum in the aisle of the sleeper.

 

Washago trip:

 

“It, {the Northlander} has never run on time since it changed to the new schedule.” A Local railfan, while I was calling to find out the status of the Northlander.

 

Arizona trip:

 

“As Donald Trump would say: You’re fired!” My unsuccessful attempt to tell off someone who kept asking me for $10.00.


Halifax trip 2006:

 

“At least homeless people are smarter here than Tucson, Arizona!” Me, after a homeless man didn’t ask me any more when I told him I wouldn’t give him money.

 

Brantford trip:

 

“I work at Burger King, making flame broiled whoppers…” Employees at a Burger King in Brantford actually singing the infamous “Burger King song”.

 

Timmins trip 2006:

 

“Were you the guy taking pictures last year?” Timmins Transit driver after they saw me photographing buses.

 

Montreal trip 2006:

 

“There’s never a Wal-Mart around when you need it!” Me as I looked for a store that sold memory sticks for my digital camera.

 

Niagara Falls trip:

 

“It’ll go when I put my camera away.” My friend Mark while we were awaiting the Maple Leaf to depart Niagara Falls, Ontario.

 

Arizona Make up trip:

 

“Does Wal-Mart say you can go to the U.S.?” Anal customs agent questioning me on the Maple Leaf after I told her I work for Wal-Mart for a living.

 

Western Canada trip:

 

“If you miss it, {the Canadian}, I may be able to put you on a hotshot freight east.” My friend Fred, telling Mark and me “Plan B” if we didn’t get to the station in time.

 

Moncton trip:

 

“Next stop, Oshawa-uhh Kingston!” New conductor on train 57 the second time he falsely announced the next stop was Oshawa!

 

New York trip:

 

“Are the lens polarized?” Person in street mistaking my family for vendors at a sunglasses stand near Times Square.

 

Washington DC/Cleveland trip:

 

“I’m sitting next to a fat guy!” Me telling a conductor where to look when he was to give me my seat check.

 

Sudbury trip:

 

“If you get lost in Cartier, you’ve got problems!”  Fellow passenger on VIA’s Sudbury-White River train when I asked about how far away from the train station is the bus stop.

 

Cleveland Make-up trip:

 

“We were at the Comfort Inn; It’s a Yellow Cab thing.” Taxi driver explaining why they were 10 minutes late. (I was staying at the Days Inn and told them I was there.)

 

Adirondack trip 2007:

 

“At some points, the train can do 90 MPH; faster than what we’re doing now!” Dan while the Adirondack was sitting for 45 minutes waiting for a northbound CP freight to pass us.

 

Parry Sound trip:

 

“I hope we derail!” A girl who was part of family heading to Vancouver for a family reunion while on the Canadian.

 

Carnival de Quebec by Train:

 

“Either the freezing rain has started, or this castle is melting!” Me in an ice castle as it started to rain.

 

Boston trip:

 

“No wonder there’s no Green Line service past Heath Street: No tracks!” Me when I got to Heath Street on the Green Line after wondering why there was no service between Heath Street and Arborway.

 

Orillia trip:

 

“Are you ready for the drum solo?” Weird Al Yankovic during the concert. The “drum solo” turned out to be two notes!

 

Chicago trip 2008:

 

“That could be the other one! {Locomotive painted and lettered for the CNW}” Karl moments after we saw CNW Dash 9 #8701.

 

Adirondack trip 2008:

 

“Either we’re approaching Buffalo Depew or that plane is flying low!” Me on the Maple Leaf when I spotted a 737 coming into Buffalo airport.

 

Surprise Niagara Falls trip:

 

“Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!” Me when I heard someone shouting while waiting for Canadian Customs to finish clearing the Maple Leaf.

 

Dallas trip:

 

“This train is getting shorter all the time!”  Amtrak employee in Longview Texas commenting on the five car Texas Eagle.

 

Chaleur trip 2009:

 

“I’m going for a ride!” Me to Canadian Public Transit Discussion Board user SMS when RTL Classic #9-007 pulled up.

 

STO 7901 Charter:

 

“It will be called an altercation with the wash-rack.” Fellow charter attendee after our charter bus broke the mirror of STO Nova Classic #9402.

 

Halifax trip 2009:

 

“Why are you taking pictures of yourself?” Woman at Metro Transit’s Bridge Terminal as I was photographing a bus.

 

Montreal 2009/Westjet trip:

 

“Those not going to Toronto, raise your hand.” Westjet flight attendant after he jokingly said the plane was flying to Honolulu.

 

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